So, I got peer pressured into buy Warhammer 40k: Darktide last night and I ended up refunding it due to the fact I fucking hate this game. Maybe if I didn't have the 2 hour time limit to refund it I could have learned to begrudgingly tolerate it for the sake of my buddies who do like it, but no. So...
First up, fuck Games Workshop! These little fucking price gouging, IP clutching, employee and fan abusing goblin assholes can suck it. If I never spend a cent towards any of their stuff again, I'd be quite content. Next, fuck Tencent. I don't trust these IP hording, 'don't disparage China' fuckers for a second. Thirdly, I am fucking over Warhammer 40000. Maybe I was insulated in memes and shit posts when I actually enjoyed the setting, but years removed from Bruva Alphabusa's Text to Speech series (fuck GW), Astartes (FUCK GW), and me abandoning r/Grimdank, r/40klore and Reddit in general (fuck Reddit), I really don't give a shit about it. Too self serious and grimderp with very little levity to be found anymore even among the orks. And I am SO. FUCKING. TIRED of fighting Chaos in these games. Find something else! When were the Dark Eldar, or whatever IP rights holding friendly bullshit GW calls them now, last seen? Dawn of War Dark Crusade? Fuck, how about some Imperium on Imperium hate crimes? That shit is canon and encouraged in some areas as it makes for "a stronger people able to handle the endless rigors of war" or some dumb shit that propegates the setting.
So that's enough about the shit surrounding the game, what about the game? Yeah, fuck this too. I cannot think of a single game where first person melee is the primary means of combat that I've enjoyed. Tolerate, yes. Enjoyed, no. "But swiftdraw!" I hear you exclaim "You have umpteenbajillion hours in Skyrim!" Stealth archer, alakablam fireball mage, musket, and later, rifle mods. Next? "You loved Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 and Deep Rock Galactic and that has it too!" As a ammo conservation or pure desperation measure. In L4D, it was a way to get spacing from zombies to shoot them too. In Darktide the primary weapon is the melee implement and given my total of 19 hours between Vermintides 1 & 2, and my 108 minutes in Darktide I can tell you it's more or less true and I fucking hate it. I have heard people claim to can build up to being range primary, but thats the thing, you have to build towards it. I don't have the time, patience or inclination to build towards anyhting in this game. Which is another fucking thing. I hate skill trees in these games and the crafting and loot collection in this game in particular. At least in DRG, you had specific missions and task to unlock weapons and mods and it was easy enough to do. Here? Fucking randomized. Just adds to a grind to a game that I already have little patience for.
Other little things that irked me: Lasrifle has 69 shots (nice) a mag and 700some rounds in total, which is plenty, right? WRONG! It has 23 per mage and divide your total by 3! Why? Because the lasrifles are all fucking hotshot and thats what they do! Because Fat Shark couldn't just fucking account for that normally and just put the normal amount for easier tracking of ammo!
Daemonhost. At low level. And then throwing a fucking armored and range horde at us whill dealing with it. DIck move.
Objective markers not showing up until you're on top of the fuckers, leaving us to hunt for the fucking things while being swarmed. This wasn't "search for the hidden item" thing, this was the norm.
Where the fuck is my single player mode with bots Fat Shark? Oh, you gave up on that? Fuck you then.
One of my buddies, who is generally a chaotic element in these types of games. In L4D 2, and DRG, I can account and compensate for this. This game, whose gameplay is built so far from my prefered style, I can't. Especially when the game's boost are so strongly tied to "squad cohesion" and maintaining a certain distance from eachother and he is darting all over going into firing lanes and trying to face tank as a fucking pysker. It's frustating in a game I am already frustrated with.
The final thing that broke me, the last little thing, was when I went down and wasn't revivable. This act didn't put me into a rage about the unfairness for the game or something, no. What I felt was releif. I no longer had to play in the shitshow that was on going. I could do something else, at least for a bit. And when I was rescued, all I could was quietly sigh and keep my mouth shut so I wouldn't drag down the two guys who were enjoying the game. I fucking hate this game and I am so glad I refunded it.